May 2013
sneaky-trickster-one:
mammograms:
you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
lesbianathogwarts:
asianpredator:
domodisciple:
asianpredator:
itsdeepforhappypeople:
strangeharpy:
edgebug:
sprightlyvigilante:
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
schnikeys:
1atula:
theprospitprincess:
Being a Prospit dreamer
doesn’t make you good. Being a Derse dreamer
doesn’t make you evil.
nepeta bathes in the blood of the animals she kills and then uses them to paint on the walls of her cave-hive she might not be evil but damn if she isnt ghetto as fuck
maybe all the derse dreamers are ghetto maybe derse is like the detroit of moons im...
blackromney:
blackromney:
someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit
H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD
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ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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achievementeeth:
Kinda given up on giving away.: CALLING ALL ROOSTERTEETH/ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER FANS
loweryi:
I WANT TO DO A THING. Please help me do a thing?
So after seeing the most recent Things To Do In I was struck with inspiration.
I really really really love the AH guys and what they do. They give me something to look forward to every goddamn day. It’s fucking wonderful. So I want to...
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sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing